How to Keep Hair and Teeth in an Envelope

Reese Nicholson has been keeping loose hair and teeth in Tupperware. His mum wanted to give him the hair on his 21st birthday, but she forgot. If you're a parent, keep some hair on teeth in an envelope. Put a random address on it. Pop it in a drawer. You will not get to see the punchline of this particular job. But one day, when you die, they're gonna... your kids are gonna go!