Is There a Bomb Threat?

In tagalag, our common tongue here in manila, bomba also means naked. My mam doesn't bamba mean naked, i don't remember. So she thought a naked guy was being called over the speaker,. instead of an actual fucking like wy is everyone fhreaking to puck out for a naked man? I'm sure my mamma is very grateful that she can order her groceries line. But i should have known bomb was just given the typical spanish colony treatment of borrowed words, where we add a or o to the end. But i was seven, leave me alonehaha. Hope you enjoyed this long, but hopefully funny story from the