What the Prime Minister Really Meant in Her Speech

The Prime Minister said she would end 12 years of Conservative government by making my party completely unelectable. All of this economic pandemoniumism led to Chancellor Quasi Quatang's speed resigning, and being replaced by Blas from the past Jeremy Hunt. Even arch loyalist Suella Braverman allegedly felt obligated to resign after sending confidential files from her personal email address. Liz Truss herself was forced to resign after lasting less-long as Prime Minister than the average Newsquiz series. She eclipses George Canning's record as the shortest serving Prime Minister in British political history. He served for 119 days and was only forced from office by no longer being alive.