The Caffeinated Not the Caffeined Story

This will take me four hours to fucking upload all right. Are you writing that down right now? Do you want to tell the the caffeinated not the caffeinated story I would can we save that for just checking it on you? Yes, okay get out of here because I got to wrap this up and our internet sucks here. Okay. This will take meFour hours to upload all right. That's what happens when a writer writes about drinking too much coffee at 3am in New York City. It takes him an hour or so to finish his drink before he goes back to sleep. He then has to write another one after getting home from work. The result is called "The