Do You Really Need to Buy Our Product?

Using our product could result in sterility, senility, hearing loss, vision loss, finger decomposition, major toe swelling like a lot of toe swelling that might not sound like a big deal but wait until you see how big your toes get. scratchiness of the throat, throat loss, heart palpitations, and minor night screaming also when we said hearing loss we meant you'll be able to hear loss as plants age, as pets die, as marriages break apart or evolve or settle from a fluttering of hands to a loose intertwining of fingers all of these common forms of loss will be deafening oh we could go on all day about the ways our product will severely ruin you