How to Talk About Fame

I have what I like to call interrupting your cavalry fame. By which he means if you're out on a Sunday with your family. And then maybe after 20 minutes when most people at the cavalry have done that to simply pause their rose beef. That's how famous I am. Pathetic cringe Irish fame but I don't have to deal with that because I wear a plastic bag in my head. So do you know what I do? I walk into the cavalry no one knows who the fuck I am.