The Windmills Can't Be the Source of the Noise

Only old town residents have reported hearing these inconceivable noises every evening as the sun crosses the indifferent horizon. There have been two hard attacks, 12 cases of significant muscular atrophy and at least two dozen claims of folk's growing third eyes. The city council called a second press conference wherein they all wordlessly stared down kincade for 14 uninterrupted minutes. Another hearing is scheduled on the highest ledge overlooking skeleton gorge which can only be accessed by government helicopters.