The Longer Burger, Oh My God. It's a Building.

"Apparently This Matters" is CNN Tech's weekly, offbeat look at stories trending on social media. Today Jarrett ponders the state song of West Virginia and why he thinks David Letterman is kind of cute. The gay community should really be in favor of basketball because it has the word "basket" right in its name. And a dog barking machine would help him sleep when actual dogs bark outside during the night.