The Onions Motto Is Central to This Legal Brief

It sounds like it's pretty damn good. If our amicus brief had included two stultus s you are dumb. The onions motto is central to this brief for two important reasons. First, it's Latin and the onion knows that the federal judiciary is staffed entirely by Latin dorks. They quote, could tell us in the original Latin in chambers. They sweetly whisper starry decisis into their spouse's ears. It goes on in this vein. We will cover it, but you know, we just can't cover it today.