I've Done It, but Only Rarely

Tucker: My most famous story is a time a girl shits all over my dick. If you view meas as some guy who's just always awesome and does everything right with women then you have not read my books, because i am the one getting shit on at least half the time. I respect myself more for being able to laugh at what a pretentious assel i was. And it diffuses all the emotional shame of it. That's not cool or fun or high status. No one's ever been like, oh, that's the guy who got his diction on. Who're so excited o me?"