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20 - The Wedding Planner

Hello From The Magic Tavern

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I Feel Like I'm Making a Tiny Horse With Three Buttholes

Smalltalk is really off the table in Foon. You don't never ask a lady her age or a shapeshifter. Everyone knows that. This makes an interview show very difficult. Since I've wished for two buttholes, I don't care about sex anymore. Pooping with twoButtholes is now my new sex. That's better than sex. It truly is wonderful. Sometimes we get a big bowl of roostus feet and then you go, oh, I've got an upper coming on. One with Raspberry for John. We need some needs to go with that. He took fucking ass for this. Can I also get a tiny horse? Oh, he's

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