The Department of Justice's Operation Choke

This is an actual letter that was really sent out from sun trust bank to one of their clients speedy cash of savanna ink in 2014 to close their account but why you say well actually that's a funny story and by funny I mean horrifying namely the department of justices operation choke choke. We will request that those accounts be closed as a result of a recent account review we regret to inform you that sun trust is no longer able to provide some of the financial services you require. You may proceed to the nearest federal emergency management agency labor camp to receive your work assignmentyou will be provided a space in the dormitory and three meal credits per day all hailed in new united nations praise be to secretary general