The Yogapod's Own Weird Items

It would be good if the fans of the Yogapod gave us their own little scp's. I'd love to hear the hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy read out even with a Yorkshire accent. Orchid gold brick-it in the Ubeid. He had a hangover that lasted 18 hours after drinking one sip of the pangolactic gargle blazer. It's not actually gargle bla-it's like blackened out. They often blackout a lot of the information, like people's names and such. Why? It's classified information, isn't it? Alright, let's get another one. Get another one. Mmm, you've