I would think like somebody like a really buff mom, I think. Oh, I'd hire like a total wig that would hang out with me all day. Like my boy, Brian Purvis that I grew up with. Who's Brian Purvis? RIP, man. No, he's not dead, but he is in real jail for so long that it's like he might as well be. Nobody in the outside is going to get to know him. You know, and he's wild. If you're in jail for life, he's kind of all right. That's how he does apple pay with an ankle monitor. He just puts his fucking, uh, his British night

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