Introduction

Quicksand incidents are up by 97%. And our country is doing nothing about it. You're listening to arson tanity, and this is scaring america. Strange beings emerging from quicksand pits. Our dilapidated president spitting out lives yet again. World war three on the horizon. What's happening in the sky? Turnd red over china. Big fuck and earthquakes all over the fucgin place. Meanwhile, your brain is this thi greatomcoed. It's not. I'm here to jerk off yourFuck and a migdol all over my face. They just iin er.