The Funny Life of Judge Ito

I had a turtle named Ito. He died. And my mom said we should give him a barrel at sea. So I rolled down the window and chucked a turtle out like a frisbee. That's it. You're certainly absolved because that is so funny. Oh my God. What a time to be alive.

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