Folking Corn Flakes - I Don't Want Them to Wank

William kellogg and john harvey kellogg invented folking corn flakes in this sanatorium specifically as what is the most bland food that we can make. Informed by a deep, unconscious fear of irish people. Originally they were sending em out via mail, they became really popular. They'd be like ordering the cornflics, going, yum, yum. This is nice. And then john would ring you up and go, did you not wank? He was getting a bit pisked off, cause he's like, i don't give a fok of these. I want them not wanking. So william basically said, my brother