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No Such Thing As A Fish

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The History of the Sargasso Whale Masturbation

There is an old tradition in the Fens of England of using a wedding ring made of eel skin. According to Polynesian mythology, Maui who is the god in the Disney film Moana died by climbing into a goddess's vagina and being crushed to death with obsidian teeth. Chuzinsky also reveals that he missed out on seeing Moana because we were sponsored by Carlsberg beer.

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