Is It a Fiter Man's Real Name?

"We've never seen anything like thit before. You've got the mutin jean, my friend." "Notimaked my death, ye, my death so that i can live in an an medy" 'I'm ready to give over my comic fortune to you if you can answer me this one question' "'What is a fiter man's real name?' That wat a fiterman's real name," he asks his friends and family as they try to figure out who Larry murtry is.