Jeff Henry, Water Slide Visionary, Is No Engineer?

A new indictment charging schlerbon co owner, 62 year old jeoffrey wayne henry with second degree murder for the death of caleb schwab. The in ment alleges that jeff henry, the waterslide visionary, rushed to complete the design and construction of a route to impress the travel channel. Jeff henry dropped out of school at age 14. He may have been around water slides most of his life and knew how they worked, but he was incapable of doing the physics. Instead, jeff henRY essentially just drew a slide. On a piece of paper, wrote the word big with an arrow inting to it, and grunted it into existence