How to Beat Up a Bigfoot

"I believe that they could exist but a lot of people like my dad bro my dad loves Bigfoot He actually was worried about me going to Seattle because he's like, you know, they've seen Bigfoot over there I was like cool. So I'm sure if Bigfoot is real." "If Bigfoot was real I'd be able to beat up Bigfoot But I would definitely be able to empathize with this animal and get it to not hurt me" 'You keep saying that but you don't even know one if they exist and two No I think so' "'Bigfoots probably have crazy dicks,'" says the man who believes in long-dicked hairy men."'Wormholes