The Evolution of Bear Claws

Bears have evolved very tough balls because when they need to scratch them, they don't want to rip them off. But a bear wouldn't be able to just do the stuff that it would like normally if it just constantly had like scratched up gas balls from its claw. So most of the things you wouldn't do with bear claws involve anything to do with your own body. If you woke up and you had bear claws you could be like, ah I'm going to get revenge from all those people that did me wrong. You'd almost justify acting like a total asshole. Who fucking cares I'm not fully human anymore. I'm half-dared. Suck on it bitches