The First Amendment and Free Speech

I decided I would only follow the First Amendment, my right to free speech as they did it in 1789. So I bought some parchment and... Did you buy actual parchment? No, it's more yellow. Like yellow. It's not actual pigskin or anything like that. You know a lot about parchment. Yeah. But I did buy a real feather pen and real ink and I wrote my tweets. And so there's a guy in a tricornard hat with a musket. Handing these pieces of paper out to people. A lot of people avoided eye contact. There was 60-70% avoidance. That's not bad.