
229: A Message to My Future Self
The Mortified Podcast
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I'll Be a Dancer, an Author and a Fashion Designer
When i turn 14, i will graduate from eighth grade. At the age of 21, alicia christine will be born and my latest baby fashions will be all she wears. I'll get out of college and be a dancer for five whole years. But it will get too tough, so i'll stop dancing and get married. My fiancee have brownish blond hair and green eyes. It will be a very pretty wedding. We will go to niagara falls after the outside wedding for my honeymoon. When i get back from our honeymoon, i will make thousands.
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