Taylor Swift's Ski Instructor Trial

Gwyneth Paltrow's ski instructor is going on trial today. They're going to try to make it look like Gwyneth forced him to do something or paint him off. I've been here for five days and learned so much about Mormonism, like on stage asking people questions. Top two is soaking Israel. For people who don't know, soaking is the guy puts his dick inside of you and you don't move.