The Story of Gabriel's Death - A Memoir of a Child

Gabriel's most significant childhood memory was of one of his sisters showing him a fake pearl. He was so taken with the object that he immediately started climbing the nearest tree to steal an egg from a bird's nest, because kids are fucking stupid. His parents rescued him before he fell down and killed himself. And they freaked out about the whole ordeal. But i don't want you to have kids any time toi'm just going to say, if someone had done that gatral, they're not going to grow up thinking he's special.You know for sure. You're out in the woods with all the other five year olds, and you have to form your own society