How to Eat at a Buffet

When is the correct time to leave a table? In between courses. Ideally before the starter, but not during it. When there's a gap whilst the kitchen are preparing your pudding then go. Why do you wash your tea towels? Why should you wash it? I bet 80% of people, if not more, don't wash the clothes. You're a disgrace. And transfer some random person's germs onto your dish that you then put food on, thatYou then put into your mouth, disgust. We... Grace Dent. Which is the one I've counted down? Sousy Dent is off count. It was Grace Dent. Yeah. Anyway. Nice Lovely Love.