You Are Sober or Born Again?

In america, you talk about sobriety, you get a round of applause. In the u k, you get booed. I always thought it would be fun to try to do a year faking being a born again and then just grift all the churches and all the places that christian rock bands grift. And, you know, they don't believe it, but there's money in it. But i wouldn't know how to write the material. Like, i wouldn't known how to write if it's not funny to me. If this was a life choice, rather than just a 30 day ofmak, make up your own diet. Douche d