The Eight Best 90s Songs I Refused to Do

David Bowie spent a remarkable percentage of the 90s explicitly trying to sound more like Nine H. Nails and it kicked ass. Cotton Eye Joe by Rednecks with an X from 1994 is forcibly ejected through one hole in my head, but craftily sneaks back into my head via another hole in his head. Jocelyn Enriquez's ecstasy appears on the soundtrack to the Oscar winning 1998 drama A Night at the Roxbury starring Sir Anthony Hopkins and Daniel Day Lewis. If you pronounce the word days differently in Denmark, it's like Dase or something. And keep me out of it. This shit is extra super Danish. I know that much.