How to Be a Successful Comic

April 10th, 1997 is my first official start date where I called myself a comic. J. Lionel told me this thing that when he took over the tonight show, it used to say the tonight show as starring Johnny Carson. He was frightened of his mom. She's been gone 10 years now. But I know that anytime I say something out loud that kind of like, I could hear my mom already like how she would have reacted to that. And hopefully you don't do that again because doing that makes you feel dumb and less likely to do it again.