Is There a Lightweight Event Bus Implementation With Postgres?

Michael: Postgres has got too many things in it and barely scratching the surface of it. I would love to get like a lightweight event bus implementation with Postgres where it just says, fuck it, it's using Postgres and if it's not good enough to something else, right? But it's there, it works. You already have Postgres, probably. I don't use this, right? Yep, 100%. Yeah. No, I feel the exact same way, Alan, as well. Like, there's so much functionality there and I almost feel a little ridiculous every now and then when we're explaining a problem,. We're asking for help and then somebody's like