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Spencer Cannon: Choking On A Tombstone

The Jeselnik & Rosenthal Vanity Project

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I Don't Want Kids, but I'm a Strong Dad.

I actually hung out with one of my friends kids this week. I was like, ifif any part of me was thinking about having a kid before, lifting this baby up makes me never want kids. Like just carrying the baby from the restaurant to her car, i wjut ike, take this fokin fang and get out of here. Well, it's asin ne where. Havent been going to the gim enough. You know, you ne that dad strength. I was about as strong as i ever was. Walkeris seven years old. He still wants, still wants us to carry him sometimes. How old is he? Seven and he still wants to

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