What's the Name of My Cat?

Bob: I didn't know that you would ask this first name i would have not had any fucking clue but i knew we would be like both would buy our middle name. Bob: So then the cat's name must be max yes it's max and  I pictured another friend's wiener dog when we were in high school somebody cut bob saying i pictured another man's wiener thank you you guys you guys we're just loving them nowi pictured we aren't really tried to see that one up for you so let's go with uh mr whiskers no i met tim you're gonna feel really dumb bob well so then the cat’s name must be Max yes it