I've Had a Lot of Abuse, I'm a Purvert, but I'm Not a Purvert.

They wanted me to squirt holy water on the head of an infant. I refused, and i think quite justifiably. For me and for my parishioners, milk is holy water. It's the holiest of waters. And so i do get a lot of people showing up now in rubber cow outfits who want to roll around in the e baptismal font. You know, just churning it up until it's like butter wrestling. All i need to say is that my segment from songs of praise, where i was squirting the camera with milk was absolute catnip to those guys. They're all purverts. Not every single one of my parishioner is,.