Y You Goin' to Help, You Want to Help

I saw it coming and thought it had just hit me, until i stood up and realized it was all over the sofer. I started to try and dab the soup with toilet paper, but due to its deep red colour, it was not budging. She came back five minutes later, seeing my empty ball and asking if i enjoyed the soup. Oh, dear. And to this day i live with the gilt that her poor sofas obviously got ruined from my stupid clumsiness. O she anyhow, she's not with the guy any more. H ha, hha. A, i don't think she feels really badde. S she just wants to no