How to Fuck a Shit in Your Ear

"I spent all night basically like a fucking caveman in my kitchen yeah filing this shit down and making it look like the earrings that that dude had that I couldn't get out of my head Wow so I made I made these things and I had enough for like five of them," he says. "They were very crude but I took a pair of them two of them and I poked a hole in my ear with like another piece that I'd sharpened oh and I just kept going and it was it was the ugliest bloody mess" He then went to work at his regular sandwich shop where an artist friend said she wanted him to make her a business card, which he did