The Joker Threatens to Shoot Someone in Order to Protect a Trash Bag Full of a Tree Costume

UC Berkeley police, they seized the tree. Officers have scored it back down to Stanford in a blue Ford Taurus. The police reported that during the trip, the Stanford tree was quote, very well behaved and very cordial and polite. Once it's back at Stanford, the administration performed a second examination because they want to make sure they got the right tree. Now for a publicity stunt, Kerry tries on the tree in the office, decides it's fine. There's no problems with it. Then another Stanford student who shows up in a quote, tree protective services shirt, handcuffs theStanford tree and declares that the tree is now under his protection and walks away. Meanwhile, there was