What would you want Disney to buy before the apocalypse? What I think they would buy shit man. CBS could be nicer. Oh my god, Dreamworks by Dreamworks. We're releasing Shrek into the public domain. You must do whatever you want. Pussin boots and butts. Just do it. Go for it. Make a porno out of it. We don't care. This is skits. These are skits. It's important that you do."
We're as surprised as anyone that Dreamlight Valley, Gameloft's Disney-flavored life sim, has enraptured our hearts and our minds. Join us as we force feed Goofy raw fish while hunting the unquiet spirit of Minnie Mouse.
Also discussed: Return to Monkey Island, Final Fantasy X, The Elden Ring Manga, Predator: A Memoir, Arcade Paradise, Slay the Spire
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