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#113 | The Zodiac, the astrological ages, and The Greatest Story Ever Told with Dr. Narco Longo

Juan on Juan

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Taurus Is the Dumbest Sign

Taurus is the most inarticulate sign, meaning it takes the most energy for them to get a thought from their head out through their mouth. Gemini's are like, they're very bird-like. They can be very serpent-like - two heads on one body. Two different entities that are wrestling inside the body. So Aries is ruled by Mars. Taurus is ruled by Venus. Gemini is ruled by mercury. But Gemini is a masculine sign. So Trump's a Gemini. Angelina Joliza Gemini. Tim Poole is a Gemini. I'm just pulling out random people.

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