A New Tactic for Fucking

i'm at a comedy club, ok? And there is toto paper. But i go. Im got a new tactic. I've been using it for two days and my ass's been extremely itchy. Sometimes with the cheap toilet papers, em you will et, like lie dingleberry tollet papers in your hair. So where that tactic works good is you've wiped your clean and now you get some water and go down and just scrub the area and then wash your hands. Here's where i will apply this. A back to toilet paper. Yes, us. By the wayand by the way, this is totally acceptable, i would argue. Joe coy, jo