Joey Chestnut's Craving for Something

A hot dog is not a sandwich. When you ask for a sandwich, you're asking for a fucking sandwich. You wouldn't call a wrap a sandwich. It's like it's a it's a form. Yes, it's a bread, but it's a whole different thing. Have I had an American hot dog? Yes. Went to a hot dog stand in Orlando? There's a famous hot dog, Chicago hot dog place here. People go for hot dogs. And the suburbs? No, it's like 15 minutes away from me. If you go out lunchtime, it's packed for these hot dogs. Anything else is weird. What are you, Joey Chestnut?