Risky Biscuits | This Past Weekend #277
This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von
A Journey Through Resilience and Humor
This chapter expresses gratitude to a prominent fighter while delving into themes of resilience and personal struggle. It blends introspective music lyrics with a light-hearted introduction to a podcast series that features current events, personal stories, and humor.
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Speaker 2
He destroyed his dick. He ruined his dick. He couldn't get it hard anymore. He's like, dude, I don't even care about being big. I just want my dick to work again. That's when he started his research. I'm not going to get into like the figured out like how to increase. It's like a common thing in the medical literature, but it's basically how to increase your vascular system with like cardio, Rex, you know, exercise, and then take like the growth factor that grows during cardio, and then kind of while that's in your blood flow, manipulating your penis in the primal movement pattern of a woman who's trying to get an orgasm, which she goes like up. He sat there for hours with the clipboard and watched porno and took notes of how women move.
Speaker 1
Did he make the squirter video? Did he make the squirter tutorial? you think those are real orgasms on porno? He's getting a lot of doubt.
Speaker 2
Some I mean, if they're amateur, here's what he figured out. A woman goes up like this. She goes like she's coming up, she bucks forward and she's going down. She bucks back. So he figured out you have to push blood up through your spongioso layer, which is the underbelly of your dick up to the gl and then down through the side dorsal veins on the side. And he figured out how to move blood. And then he said he's his Dom came back and it's bigger than ever now based on the way he moves it. And he has a little thing like it's like a wheel that goes and like just keeps spinning blood up and down, up and down. I'm more of a season. The whole idea to grow your vascular system, you have to just force blood through it at a higher volumes. It's like your muscles, but that's what makes them adapt. That's his theory. So I'm going to try one out. I'll let you guys know. I'll keep detailed logs. I'm all about seaman X. Huh? Here's the hats on porno for semen X. No,
Speaker 1
huge loads. Yes. To get massive loads. Peter Norris. That's I think
Speaker 2
that's Cal.
New Merch https://theovonstore.com Theo talks about the power of a mother, cooking himself a little bird meat, and takes some calls from listeners and calls former UFC interim champ Dustin Poirier to talk about UFC 249 and what’s next for Dustin. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- This episode is brought to you by… Blue Chew Visit https://BlueChew.com and use promo code THEO to try for free with just $5 shipping Better Help Visit https://BetterHelp.com/Theo for 10% off your first month ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Intro “Celebrate” - Spencer Jacob http://bit.ly/Celebrate_SpencerJacob Outro “Shine” - Bishop Gunn http://bit.ly/Shine_BishopGunn ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hit the Hotline 985-664-9503 Video Hotline for Theo Upload here: http://bit.ly/TPW_VideoHotline ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Find Theo Website: https://theovon.com Instagram: https://instagram.com/theovon Facebook: https://facebook.com/theovon Facebook Group: https://facebook.com/groups/thispastweekend Twitter: https://twitter.com/theovon YouTube: https://youtube.com/theovon Clips Channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCiEKV_MOhwZ7OEcgFyLKilw ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Producer Nick https://instagram.com/realnickdavis
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