Is There a Cow in the Bible?

There are certain moments in the bible that i think don't make a lot of sense if you think of jesus is a human man with a beard. Let's start with the sermon on the mount why would a man be up a mount doesn't make a lots of sense. Already, it feels a lot more logical that there was a cow that had stood up on its hind legs and started talking, and that's whye a crowd appeared. I'll see you on sunday in yor in your uchivit. Well, i mean, you sould convince me, great, a fantastical mission accomplished.