I'm Being Followed by a Mental Patient, and He's Telling Me to Slow Down

This is the story of how i scared someone completely on accident. It appears i'm being followed by a mental patient who is trying to catch me. Well, really happened was, i was the mental patient, but not really. I wasn't the person being followed. I was the one who was accidentally following. Ha ha. Have you ever con that, dear patron, that you may be the monster and some one else's nightmare? What a creepy, girlish thought. But i can't help admit it's a little thrilling to me. Positively kronenbergian.