
494-Joey Diaz-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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"I'm going to tell you something. When I go to Disneyland, if I turn around and Mickey Mouse fucks me in the ass and I pay to 119, I get my money's working," he says. "You know, you're not going to fall off one of those fucking rides." The place is clean immaculate with even a gum wrap around the fucking. And if something does happen to fall, there's a little Mexican dude with a sweep over with Mickey Mouse ears on that comes up right behind you and pick up the fuck up. They don't fucked around at Disneyland".
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