I Could Feel Something With You Hugging Me

"I've got chronic manhood pains when in reality, I've knighted five minutes before she woke up," he says. "The hug is probably the bare minimum I'm going to get right now... But most enjoyment I'll get from you is the hug." 'What's the widest excuse you've used to get out of sleeping with someone?' James asks his friend as they argue over who should have slept with him last night. The pair then go on a date - but it doesn't turn out that well.