Introduction

This is a story that is going to start way off the internet, like so far off the internet that there's no cell service. It really starts with this journey that i was taking on a regular basis more than ten years ago. I kept seeing this thing that looked like a hallucination, which was in the top, in the tippy, tippy top of this tree. In the top branch of this tree was standing an old man in wet swim trunks.