How to Be a Good Server

I tell them beforehand that you'll never pay Really? Oh, yeah, see I think you should slide them the bill and see what they do. That's not cute. You slide in the bill and then you go Mm-hmm Really? I think it's funny to see how they react. They pull out a card and go do you want to do and then they'll think you're gonna split it One quarter me one three quarters you Yeah, because you did eat a lot more bread. So I would love to do all this stuff if I was the server. Like like uh if the server has no I would have no idea who you are I'm not a fan.

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