How I Met My Girlfriend on My First Date

I've been in a relationship for like two and a half years or something. We met because my coworker on a Black Lady Sketch Show posted a picture of me to Instagram, which I didn't think was flattering. My now-girlfriend slid into her DMs her because they were friends and said, who's that zaddy? Ooh Yeah. That must have made you feel amazing. No one has referred to me as such prior to this moment. Where was your first date? There were multiple stops. Then we went to Jenny's ice cream, my favorite ice cream place. And then we went to the drawing room, this bar in Los Feliz. Oh my god, three