The Fucking Eagle

"That's my all time greatest first pitch ever thrown on i got to go with george w. Bush," he says. "He had a flat jacket on, and a fucking eagle was going to come in after him if he bounced that ball." 'It would have been brutal,' the former baseball player adds. ''I remember people talking about mayucking through that thing, didn't you? Ha, ha, ha,. ha, ha ... It was a good thing'